Q: How's married life?
A: Good. I highly recommend it (pretend I said that in a monotone voice as if programmed to say it).

Q: You served your mission in Brazil? Did you know an Elder Such and Such?
A: I served in the Brazil Manaus Mission (one of 26 missions in Brazil) from March 5, 1997 to April 1, 1999. Unless your friend was in my mission during that time frame, I don't know him.

Q: When is your birthday?
A: February 27-March 5. I celebrate all week. It's called “Week of the Semana Festival.” Last year it had eight days instead of just seven because of leap year.

Q: How come I'm not on your Friends Page?
A: It could be any of a number of reasons: I don't have a picture of you, our friendship is purely one-sided (your side), or it has been so long since I have seen or talked to you that you have been placed on the Circle of Friends Inactive List. To be reactivated, simply send me an e-mail and a picture and request to be on my Friends Page. (If you know for a fact that I have a picture of you, just an e-mail will do).

Q: John, how many wisdom teeth did you have?
A: I had six wisdom teeth. Five were removed just before my senior year of high school. The last wasn't removed until I was 21. In a related note, I have never had any cavities. During my last cleaning, my dentist described my teeth as “Bulletproof.”

Q: Speaking of teeth, is it true that you're right handed but you brush your teeth with your left hand?
A: Yes. In an attempt to improve my multi-tasking capabilities in the morning, I taught myself to brush my teeth left handed so I could simultaneously comb my hair with my right hand.

Q: What's your favorite movie?
A: Depends on my mood. I really like The Sting, Clear & Present Danger, Sneakers, and the Indiana Jones Trilogy. Currently my favorite comedy is The Man Who Knew Too Little.

Q: Your DVD collection has a few movies that intrigue me. What's your rental policy?

A: I enjoy loaning my DVDs out because I like to introduce people to good movies. Also, it makes me feel like I get more of my money's worth. Just let me know which one you want to borrow.

Q: What's your favorite TV show?
A: I'd have to say Law & Order. Lately I've also been into Without a Trace and House. I guess 24 is also one of my favorite TV shows, but I've never actaully watched an episode on TV. Rather, I prefer to wait until an entire season comes out on DVD and watch the whole thing in a week.

Q: What's your favorite sport?
A: I like to play soccer, volleyball and ultimate frisbee. From a spectator standpoint, I like to watch college football and World Cup soccer.

Q: What's your high bowling score?
A: I bowled a 192 back in early 2000.

Q: Have you ever grown some sweet facial hair?
A: Absolutely. Back in the summer of 2001 I grew a beard and shaved it off in parts.